Embarrassing 1st Date Stories

[Anonymous]

First dates are almost never perfect. Being the first time two people get together and talk in an attempt to discover more about each other, things can go bad if those two people do not know how to act, what to say and what to do on a first date. Although these stories are often times so embarrassing that people will try to forget them as much as possible, they can prove to be entertaining and quite funny when retold to friends, family or to random people through blogs and websites.

[Anonymous]

Being on the first date I have had with a guy that I really liked, I tried my best to look good and act decent. The first dates are usually the time when you discover the other person and if you do anything wrong, there is a high chance of you not ever making past date number 2. So, me, being the nervous wreck that I was, I chose to go out and buy new clothes, to impress the guy. I also purchased new make-ups and all the stuff I thought I would need to look at my best.

So, all things aside, the final day had finally arrived. The guy came and picked me up with his nice looking car (a BMW!) and he drove me to an Italian restaurant where we ordered – guess what? – Pasta and some Italian sauces. Just while I was preparing to eat, I felt something in my nose and I … sneezed. I put my head in my hands and sneezed for a second time, but when I looked up at the guy he looked mortified! A look down to my hands made me realize that I was having a nose bleed! Not only that, but my plate and the entire table were red with blood. I have never been more embarrassed in my whole life. After I got up and left I had also realized that I had forgotten to take out the price tags. I was like a walking mannequin! No wonder the guy never called back!

[Anonymous]

I was on a first date once and after we ate a great meal, I wanted to surprise the guy and ask him to pay half and half for everything. I thought he wouldn’t allow me to do this, as all my previous boyfriends / dates decided to be the manly guy and not allow me to pay a single cent, but this guy surprised me. He said yes! I was taken aback by his response, but I wasn’t embarrassed because of the fact that he said yes…I was embarrassed because I had no money on me! I always thought that guys never allowed their dates to pay, so I didn’t bring the wallet. It was very embarrassing explaining to him that I didn’t have a cent and that after all, he had to pay for the whole thing himself!

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