So what if Santa says that you shouldn’t be naughty! What fun would Christmas be without a little somethin’ naughty thrown into the mix?? So to help you make this a truly XXX-Mas, I’ve got some super hot suggestions that will get you and your lover on your way to having the merriest Christmas ever! With everything from sex toys to lingerie — some items for less than $5 — there’s no excuse for you when it comes to giving great gifts this holiday season!
Whether you’re a fan of the season or a bit of a hum-bugger; there is no denying that certain things remind you of Christmas, like the color red. Red is the color of Santa’s suit, Rudolph’s nose and holly berries. And in honor of this I have compiled my list of the 25 sexiest red goodies I could find that are great for giving and will surely help you receive’if you know what I mean. *wink*
25 Red Hot Christmas Gift Ideas
In the spirit of goodwill and all that, I have decided to go the extra mile and divide them up into categories to help you decide who might enjoy what. Who’d have thunk it ? X-mas shopping made sexy AND easy!
Berry Colored Bondage Fun
- Captivity Ankle Cuffs: They are red and furry. It doesn’t get more Christmassy than that!
- Beginner Ball Gag: Nothing says Merry Christmas like a ball gag for the one you love to tease and torture!
- 14 inch Red Whip: Whether your playmate likes it gentle or rough, this red rubber whip is sure to please.
- Leather Paddle w/ black fur: Why let Santa give your naughty one a lump of coal when you can give them a nice spanking with this red leather paddle?!
- Red & White Fluffer Tickler: The color, the fluff, the tickles’enough to make him/her feel all warm and fuzzy this X-mas!
Mini Toys to Stuff Her’Stocking
- Diva Mini Push Button Red: This powerful vibe is sexy, small and perfect for her stocking.
- Finger Buzz Red: Strap this one to your finger for some clit action that will make Christmas Eve ‘ and every other eve for that matter ‘ hotter than ever!
- Micro-G Vibe Ruby: A G-spot orgasm in her stocking! Enough said.
- Mini Ladybug: It’s super-cute and powerful enough to get a clit feeling all kinds of Christmas glee.
- Pocket Rocket Holiday Edition: A true classic and not just for pockets! Great in a stocking too!
For The Anal Gift Giver
- Bendy Beads: Red and flexible means perfect for some backdoor holiday fun!
- Double Pleasure Beads: It’s like giving two gifts in one!
- 7 Function Tease & Please: Vibration, pulsation and escalation! Oh my!
- Gumdrops Ace of Spades: Fun to ride and easy on the eyes. A merry X-mas indeed.
- Men’s Pleasure Wand: Perfect for men who enjoy bum-play or are looking to experiment this holiday season.
Deck Their Halls With Sexy Wear
- Sequined Panty & Pasties: Especially great if one of your gifts to him is a saucy striptease?
- Chiffon Boxer With Studded Trim: Dress him up and take him nowhere but the bedroom!
- Ruffle Up Thigh High Stockings: Festive and sexy in and out of the bedroom.
- Emroidered Mesh Babydoll w/ Thong: Pretty lingerie is always a ‘do’ when it comes to Christmas gifts.
- Zipper Shorts: Unwrap him like a present by one pull of the zipper!
Random and UNIQUE Goodies
- Clone-A-Willy Candle: The warm glow of a candle is synonymous with Christmas, but why not heat things up even more with one molded after his penis! A truly personal touch.
- Santa Pecker Pen: It’s under $5 and oh so Christmassy. Great for anyone with a sense of humor.
- Red Vibrating Lips Sponge: Bath time will never be the same after this Christmas!
- Vibro Lori Mouth: The only red thing on this toy is her lips. Think of how hot she’ll look wrapped around a delicious cock?
- Big Red Pump: A penis pump is a gift that will keep on giving to both you and your partner(s).
Now that you know what to get for those on your ‘naughty’ list, here are some extras to add even more of a festive yet sexy flair to your holidays.
Naughty gift wrap and gift bags are the perfect way to get your gifts ready for giving.
Christmas-themed party accessories will make any holiday party a fun and festive affair fit for openminded adults.
Holiday novelty items are great as stocking stuffers or even gag-gifts for your party guests.
Mini vibrators make great add-ons to your wrapped presents and even your cocktails! Check out my very first blog for some x-rated crafty holiday ideas.
Merry Christmas!
